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captainobvious

Everyone thanks me a lot. And I don't know why.
— Captain Obvious
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Flip you, human

Automated stir fry

Went to put some things in the trunk and got a double

Mr. Smart birb!

Choosing to get voluntarily tasered

Strike a pose

Had a couple of word documents open at once today and the loading dots synced up

A woman slipped on the ice. Let's rush to help her

The way this smoke rolls

When you order pizza with your cheese